Dear Mr. Woods and company We have reason to believe you responsible for innumerable crimes and felonies against mankind. In retribution we have sent an entire swat team to surround your home. We ask that you not inform the tall omnipotent fellow.
Jeff: SLENDERMAN!!! THE SWAT IS COMIIIING!
Slenderman: *sighs* don’t worry, I’ll kill ‘em all like the last time.
Jeff! Cut yo hair! Did ya mother teacher anything?! Oh wait you killed her still you need a haircut!
T)(e Question I'vve Been Wwanting To Ask You Is... Mun, Wwill You Marry Me? Please, Become My Bride And Be Mine For Ever
mun: sure! why not? XD
jeff do u like jane as a gf :D
*sings* CANNNN YOU FEEEEELLL THE LOOVEEE TONIGHT?
Slenderman and jeff:
How would Jeff feel if Morgan freeman followed him around all day everyday narrating what ever he does in a very dramatic fashion?
jeff do you like tree's c: and slendy why are you so tall :3
Just to let 'ya know Jeff.. I replaced all your knives with red chainsaws. :3
what does jeff eat and who is mun?
mun: it’s me! the admin of this blog C:
How many followers do you have? And has your follower number increased or decreased this past week?
mun: I have 7883+ followers :D yay! thank you so much guys!! and , slowly but increased C:
Slender do have any other outfits other than suits?
what would jeff do for a klondike bar? You can't do anything violent or kill anything either!
Jeff: make people go to sleep *smiles*
Jeff, what happened to your nose?
Jeff: w-what? ehhh nothing…