Dear Mr. Woods and company We have reason to believe you responsible for innumerable crimes and felonies against mankind. In retribution we have sent an entire swat team to surround your home. We ask that you not inform the tall omnipotent fellow.
Anonymous

Jeff: SLENDERMAN!!! THE SWAT IS COMIIIING!
Slenderman: *sighs* don’t worry, I’ll kill ‘em all like the last time.

Masky by Ashiva-K-I-don’t remove the source-

Masky by Ashiva-K-I
-don’t remove the source-

Jeff! Cut yo hair! Did ya mother teacher anything?! Oh wait you killed her still you need a haircut!
Anonymous

Jeff:

T)(e Question I'vve Been Wwanting To Ask You Is... Mun, Wwill You Marry Me? Please, Become My Bride And Be Mine For Ever
Anonymous

mun: sure! why not? XD 

jeff do u like jane as a gf :D

Jeff: NO!

*sings* CANNNN YOU FEEEEELLL THE LOOVEEE TONIGHT?
Anonymous

Slenderman and jeff: 

How would Jeff feel if Morgan freeman followed him around all day everyday narrating what ever he does in a very dramatic fashion?

Jeff: 

jeff do you like tree's c: and slendy why are you so tall :3

Jeff:

Slenderman:

Just to let 'ya know Jeff.. I replaced all your knives with red chainsaws. :3

Jeff:

what does jeff eat and who is mun?

Jeff: food

mun: it’s me! the admin of this blog C:

How many followers do you have? And has your follower number increased or decreased this past week?
Anonymous

mun: I have 7883+ followers :D yay! thank you so much guys!! and , slowly but increased C:

Bonk!

Slenderman and jeff: ……

Slender do have any other outfits other than suits?
Anonymous

Slenderman: ehhhh yes 

what would jeff do for a klondike bar? You can't do anything violent or kill anything either!
Anonymous

Jeff: make people go to sleep *smiles*

Jeff, what happened to your nose?

Jeff: w-what? ehhh nothing…

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